I would be the kind of psychiatrist that prescribes Beyoncé songs

 

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)

tupacabra:

i accidentally called macklemore “whack-a-mole” today and i’m still stunned 

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

(Source: misterjakes)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ll do this until something better comes along. Then I’ll do that."
(Kotla, India)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ll do this until something better comes along. Then I’ll do that."

(Kotla, India)

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.

*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

(Source: 4gifs)

danslegsareonfire:

circletines:

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

drowning in my tEARS

(Source: stephenhawqueen)